Starbucks. It’s What They’re Serving In Hell.
If you live in the United States, of course you are! Free speech is guaranteed in the Bible, right? But freedom lovers everywhere have been offended. It seems that Starbucks has come out with a Christmas coffee cup without mentioning Jesus! The haters have stifled freedom of religion and freedom of expression! Not even a “Merry Christmas” appears! It’s hard to believe this could happen in America, but it’s true.
Fortunately, God created the Internet and social media, which is a pretty darn good thing except for all those people who post their base, satan-loving, sinful thoughts about sex and Democrats and gay marriage and…oh, just don’t get me started. But score one for True Americans! A blogger named Joshua Feuerstein tweeted that “Starbucks REMOVED CHRISTMAS from their cups because they hate Jesus.”
Of course they do. Don’t you know that Starbucks is run by a Jew from Brooklyn! First he tells me I can’t come into their stores with my gun, and now this!
Those schemers in that communist stronghold of Seattle (is that even in America?) thought they could get away with it! They tried to fool us. If you walk into a Starbucks between now and Christmas you’ll see Starbucks 2015 Christmas Blend coffee, “Merry Christmas” Starbucks gift cards, the Starbucks Advent Calendar and Starbucks Christmas tree ornaments.
All that to cover up their hatred of Jesus. How could they come out with a simple, some say “elegant” red cup with a Starbucks logo and still deny that they aren’t on the front lines of the War on Christmas! I mean red! Who would associate that color with Christmas! Isn’t red the color of communism? I also heard a rumor that it might be the official color of Rosh Hashanah too.
This will not stand! Let’s get behind our next President, Donald Trump, and boycott Starbucks this Christmas!
It might be more than a month away, but let me be among the first to wish you a wonderful Christmas! Peace and freedom to all! (Unless you are a Starbucks visiting Jesus hater, in which case you can enjoy the eternal damnation you deserve sipping espresso with Howard Schultz.)
Because Starbucks is now what the Devil serves in hell!